fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “REGISTER LIGHT IS ON: HELLO, ARE YOU OPEN?”

Bottom Text: “NO. MY LIGHT IS JUST ON BECAUSE IT LOOKS PRETTY, DUMBASS.”]

Seriously…have most people never gone shopping before? This question is asked WAY too much!

So on time, I was leaning on the counter at my register. Two woman come up and ask this. Because I was out of it that day, I thought she was asking because my light was maybe off.

So I lean to the side and look at the light for a second, making sure that, yes, my light is on.

The woman got all pissy and said, “well, you can’t tell, you know.”

I raised my eyebrows and told her, “when people ask that, I wonder if I forgot to flip the switch to turn it on.”

Her face got red, I resisted the urge to laugh at her. The light at my register that day is the brightest register light.

Dumb ass people.